Happy Australia Day!

Just a little somethin' I bodged up for my national holiday. 
Chock full of Aussie references bugger all of you yanks are gonna get.
If you've got an Aussie mate that can explain them to you it will help.
Otherwise you're pretty rooted. 

Created with Powerpoint and MSPaint.

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It goes without sayin' that I don't own any of this shit! 
Everything in it belongs to Hasbro and that Lauren Faust sheila. 

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EDIT: Due to continued requests, here is a basic reference guide to assist with reading.

* Territorian: A resident of the Northern Territory(NT) of Australia (which I am.) Think Crocodile Dundee country.  
                Not to be confused with residents of Australian Capitol Territory, they're Canberrans and they're just plain weird. 
* Coober Pedy: A town in South Australia famed for it's Opals and unique living arrangements.
* Alice Springs: A town in NT, pretty much smack dab in the middle of Australia. 
* Bogan: Uncouth individual (redneck equivalent)
* Goon bag: The plastic bladder inside cask wine.
* Milo: (Australian recipe) Malty chocolaty goodness. The greatest thing you could add to milk. Or eat it by the spoonful straight from the can.
* Bash: Party.
* Dunny: Toilet.
* Mob: Local parlance for group of people.
* Seppo: Rhyming slang(RS). American > Yank > Septic tank > Seppo.
* Foxtel: Subscription TV (Cable).
* Arse: The correct way to spell ass.
* Wanker: One who masturbates.
* Piss in a pocket: Tell someone what they want to hear in order to further your own interests. 
* On a good wicket: (Cricket analogy) Receiving a good income.  
* Scrubber: Female of loose morals.
* Mole: Female of loose morals.
* Pat Malone: (RS) Alone.
* TimTam: The greatest chocolate biscuit in the world.
* Phar Lap: The most famous Race horse in Australia.
* Qantas: Australia's national airline.
* Fair Dinkum: True and correct.
* Skippy: Kangaroo, Australia's Lassie equivalent from the 70's and 80's
* Jumbo: Boeing 747.
* Chin wagging: Engaging in conversation.
* Poofter: Derogatory term for homosexual.
* Blind: Drink to excess.
* Piss: Alcohol, usually referring to beer. 
* Larrikin: Jovial and carefree character.

Strewth I didn't realise I'd used so many. I hope this helps.